Occasionally, someone will have the misfortune of having a truly hot mother. From the outside this doesn’t seem like that big a deal; I mean you get to check out a hot babe all day long, who wouldn’t want that? However, when it’s your own mom that’s hot, it’s just disgusting. Just imagine if you were one of Pamela Anderson’s kids. Sure, she’s amazingly hot and a total sex bomb (she was basically surgically built to fuck), but what a nightmare it would be to be her son. All guys with hot moms are cursed by this, and sometimes it can get messy.

The one case where it gets messiest is when one of your friends decides that he wants to take a crack at your sexy mom. Perhaps she’s been divorced for a few years now and she hasn’t really found a steady relationship in the meantime. Maybe your friend can tell that she’s lonely, and maybe even a little horny. Maybe you get a sense that your mom might actually welcome the attentions of a younger guy, if for nothing else than a little bit of guilt free fun.

When you see this situation coming you have a few quick choices to make. The first choice is whether or not you care, but for the purposes of this article I’m assuming you do and you’d like it if your friend didn’t fuck your cougar mom. The second choice is whether or not you’d like to preserve the friendship. The final decision to make is what means of sabotage are you comfortable with.

Now, if you’d like to preserve the friendship you should concentrate on working things from your mother’s side. Try subtly putting it out there that your friend sleeps around a lot and has acquired a number of STDs over the years. If the threat of syphilis doesn’t turn your mom off it’s a lost cause. You could also go with a more general character assassination, suggesting that he’s mean to all of his girlfriends, can’t really hold down a relationship, doesn’t get along with his own mother, etc. There is a chance this strategy could backfire, especially if your mom is in a bad boy phase.

If you care less about preserving your friendship you should work things from your friend’s side and not really involve your mother at all. The first and most sensible thing to do is to sit your friend down and just ask him not to pursue your mother. Sometimes a simple plea for a favor in this area will be enough to get the job done. However, if there’s one thing that can really screwup a friendship between guys it’s sex, so this may not work. If your friend is still determined to go forward with pursuing your mother, you’ll have to get desperate. If you’re a big enough guy your best bet here is probably to threaten physical violence if anything happens. The threat of a good beat down is usually enough to convince most guys to back off since nobody likes getting their ass kicked. If that doesn’t work you could try spreading rumors that would make it difficult for him to date other women after he’s done your mom. A good STD rumor will scare of most women, just make sure you pick one of the incurable ones (Webmd.com is a good place to research this stuff). One of the above suggestions is sure to work for you, so good luck.

Jason
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